THE HEAD HONCHO

Raul Castro has officially taken over as the new President of that former Island Casino known as Cuba. He was handed the official reins of government by his brother, Fidel, after Fidel thought it better to have someone with a heart beat running the country instead of a zombie. How nice that the people of Cuba had the opportunity to choose the successor. Oh, wait, they didn't. Hmmmmm, maybe the people in Cuba just don't realize how good they really have it. Sean Penn and Michael Moore and the like seem to think that Cuba really isn't such a bad place. After all, their health care system is universal and much better than our own. Of course most people on the isalnd live in abstract poverty but that should not concern us or Raul for that matter. As long as they can go to the government sponsored clinic and get the medicine they need to help ward off the effects of pnuemonia that they contracted from living in a shit-hole.....they're OK with that.
Here are our revolutionary brothers in happier, younger times.......the 3 Amigos...............
Che.......Raul......Fidel.......mis amigos! Oh the joy of it all. Let's see, Che's dead, Fidel looks like he won't hold out much longer, maybe life is good. It's going to be interesting to see what Raul will bring to the table. He's already recieved the backing of the last remaining communist hold-outs........China and North Korea wish our newly crowned el presidente nothing but the Commie best. Hugs and kisses from Kim Jong ! Now can you help me feed my starving people, we can't seem to figure that out over here. I just can't wait for our old friends to come knocking on the new guy's door.........and start pissing on America's head again..............you know who I'm talking about...........
It's only a matter of time before we start hearing from these ass holes again. I have an idea, let's take them all and throw THEM into Gitmo, turn the whole island back into one giant casino like it was before. Look at all the jobs that would be created for the natives. I can't wait for the rest of the bunch to start kissing Raul's butt, just like they did with his brother.
Free elections........as preached by the Liberal elitists out there........obviously not in Cuba. Too bad GW can't hand-pick his successor, man, would that really piss the elitists off !!
Just a thought.
CG






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